Grad School's Diseases
1. Lecturitis - Perhaps the most common ailment today's colleges face is lecturitis. This is a widespread disease that is very contagious, like smallpox contagious or black plague. Visible symptoms include: head on shoulders, sleeping, open mouth, blank eyes, doodling, frustration, rantingus behavior. Remedy: Change.
2. Samedayasyesterdays - This disease isn't readily visible at first glance, and it takes an exposure of more than one day to see. Typically reportings take place after the second day whereby victims are able to see them thinking the same thoughts as yesterday. Known causes: Lack of change in presentation, too much of too much, lack of creativity, etc. Symptoms: boredom, frustration.
